blog n on a saturday

okie dokie, so here i am actually blogging on a weekend day - odd for me.

weekends are usually pretty busy with shnookie doodles and family, errands, playing at the parks, laundry, running around and doing "stuff" and church. but today (Saturday) i am here in the office running license plates for investigators across the US and typing, proof reading reports etc....

yea, woo me! fun!

not.

good thing is, i came in at 8am and will be leaving a little after NOON - so i still will have a lot of my Saturday left to go do "stuff".

needless to say mr. shnookie doodles was not happy that mommy was leaving him to go to work this morning. as soon as Carlyssa (babysitter and good friend) came over this morning, shnookie doodles was suddenly attached to my leg like super glue.

looking up at me with these sad puppy dog eyes and pouty lips.....

"mommy, mommy, mommy, mommeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......." he desperately hung on to me not wanting to let go. good thing mommy made him his fav cereal and Carlyssa had it waiting on hand for him. :o) (mixed grain baby oatmeal mixed with mixed berry applesauce, cut up bananas and cut up fresh strawberries) he loves that stuff - she was his new best friend. eating his cereal and watching backyardigans he pleasantly smiled at me and said, "bubye mommeeeeee".

nuff said.

so here i am, at work, thanks to a long 2 week and some dance with the freaking flu. i am feeling better today though. thank God. that flu is NO JOKE people. ugh. i pray you don't get it, if you haven't already. plain yucky it is.....and i hardly ever get sick.

i have to tell you a quick FUNNY before i sign off and go back to WORKING like i should be doing, but i am not [heheeheheheeeee] i am proofing this report (i work in insurance fraud investigation, in case you missed that) this case is about a husband and wife (i am assuming they live in government housing etc....they are not well off, not that there is anything wrong with G-housing, let me just add THAT, either that or they could be homeless) first, the wife, makes a claim with our client that while she was at Burger Kingdom (i will change the names for security reasons, lol) in Illinois (somewhere) she had to go to the restroom after ordering her food. while the claimant (wife) was in the restroom, the toilet tissue dispenser fell on her head leaving her with a NASTY bump on her noggin, in fact it almost knocked her out.....

okay, are you visualizing this right now? really....THINK ABOUT THIS.

[heheheheheheeeeee]

the impact was so horrific that it made her lose her appetite and she could no longer eat her BK whopper, fries and milkshake. (eh HEM) she also NOW has a detached retna (ummmmmmmm) from the IMPACT. so she placed a claim with our client to get some mula outa BK. (eh HEM) now get this, the claimant's husband a week later, has the same claim, but in ANOTHER Burger Kingdom. he too had to use the restroom after ordering his food and while using the restroom (just like his wife) he too was hit in the head with the toilet tissue dispenser......um.....me thinks i see a PATTERN? lol he too could no longer eat his whopper, fries and drink. and he thinks NOW he could be suffering from a COMA. (hummmm......)

now, come to find out BOTH BK's told the claimant and husband that if they mopped the floor for them, they would give them these meals FREE, because they had no mula at that time.

things that make you go HUM.

okay, so this is the part where i think the FUNNY comes in (not to mention the poor investigator that has to actually investigate this entire situation with photos and reenactments).....HA!

ah....if i could only show you the actual report w/ photos and comments. HILARIOUS.

but anyway.....

take a look at this photo:

notice WHERE the toilet paper is LOCATED. as it is in MOST public restrooms......

now take a look at this photo: see the toilet tissue dispenser? now imagine sitting on the toilet - doing your BIZ (i know Hallie is just love n' this right now....lol)

mmmmmmmmk?

so.....HOW does the TOILET DISPENSER fall on your head while you are sitting there?

anyone? anyone?

(i too will give out 736 bonus points to the person who can explain this to moi)

scroll back up and look at the photos. imagine the dispenser falling on your head.

how does one's head get UNDER the dispenser - where it is LOCATED.

yea.......right.....

this is what we deal with A LOT here, where i work.

lol you have no idea.....this is just a TASTE of it. [heheheheheeeee]

but seriously.... i even tried to go in the PUBLIC restroom here and recreate this situation. for the life of me, i can not figure out HOW any one's HEAD can get under that thing - while SITTING on the POT.....much less have it fall off and hit me (you) in the head?!?!?!?!

funny stuff sometimes i tell ya.

and this: is just something i thought was interesting and wanted to share with you.

this is one of the photos i found when googling public restrooms.....LOL

HAPPY SATURDAY KIDDOS!

Peace out \/ two fingers!

Be Blessed!